The Dance of the Space Babies

The Dance of the Space Babies

The folks who created the amazing game Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP (which if you don’t already have, you should get – it’s available for iPhone, iPad and PC) are hosting a Sworcery A/V Jam this weekend. Fans of the game can submit visual art, songs, and any other creative works inspired by the game and they’re all being posted on the official Sworcery A/V Jam Tumblr.

The quality of the work is incredible. I’m pretty sure I would buy prints of half of the art, if prints were available.

Anyway, I adore the game, so I threw my hat into the ring with a remix of Jim Guthrie’s “The Ballad of the Space Babies” from his soundtrack to the game, Sword & Sworcery LP: The Ballad of the Space Babies. It’s an uptempo version that samples the lovely sound of the Sylvan Sprites (the Sylvan Sprites sound is currently also my text tone, because I love it that much). Listen below!

Help me decide what to call my EP!

The time has come to pick a name for my EP! The songs are all recorded and Hajar is going to work on the cover while I finish mixing and putting together my marketing plan and getting mechanical licences (which is just the worst, by the way). So that means I have to actually make a decision about the name, which is proving incredibly difficult. I think I have knocked only one or two names off the initial list. I’m left with three that I cannot, for the life of me, seem to rank.

I need help. Please, please take my poll. All of the options are based on lyrics or song titles by artists whose songs I’m covering. I have also included a write-in option, which I fully expect people to abuse.

At the sugar bush

Having grown up in Eastern Ontario, I have a longstanding love of sugar bushes and maple syrup season. (And maple syrup!) When you have 15 degree weather in March you have to take advantage of it, so yesterday Chelle and I went to Horton Tree Farm for their Maple Syrup Festival. Log cabins in the forest, homemade pancakes, boiling sap, wagon rides and maple sugar candies made for a pretty awesome Sunday. As the woman at the pancake cabin said, “Anyone can make pancakes. It’s the real maple syrup that makes the difference.” Check out the video Chelle made below!

I’m working on an EP

Since the beginning of 2012, I’ve been working on a top secret project. At first I told no one. Then I told just a couple of people. After that I dropped a couple of hints. Mostly because for a while I hadn’t decided if this project was the best or worst idea I’ve ever had. But now I’ve decided it’s a good idea and that I will finish it. Also, if I tell people, then I have to finish it. Motivation!

So! My top secret project is an EP of cover songs. Electronic versions of some of my favourite emo/post-emo/post-hardcore/whatever you want to call it songs. Plus one original track. I’m sure there are lots of people who feel that this world does not need an electronic version of a Fall Out Boy song, but this EP is not for these people. I love these songs from the bottom of my heart, completely non-ironically, and I thought this would be a fun thing.

In the beginning I thought this would be just a project I did for myself, and possibly posted on my Soundcloud. But then I thought that if I’m going to spend all of this time on it, I should do it right. So once I’ve finished recording, mixing and mastering the songs, and have cover art and mechanical licences in place, it will be for sale on Bandcamp and iTunes. Exciting!

I won’t give all the details away right now, but here are some hints:

  • There are gang vocals! Ryan and Chelle sang them.
  • Right now I have 5 songs that are pretty much complete. There will probably be 6 or 7 songs in total.
  • If you’re sad about Thursday breaking up, maybe you will like this EP.
  • If you, like me, think that Sunny Day Real Estate is made of magic, you might like this EP.
Thursday Plus Synths Equals Love
                                                                                                                                            Synth photo via LiminalMike on Flickr.

 

Phil takes Ellen’s Dance Dare

Earlier this week, I had the good fortune of following my friend Phil around downtown Toronto as he took Ellen’s Dance Dare and danced behind unsuspecting people, including a cyclist, a Citytv crew, a Joe Fresh employee, a TTC worker, a Loblaws cashier, a very talented busker, a barber and other Torontonians just going about their day. (And even some dogs.)

After we filmed the escalator scene, a very dapper-looking man getting off the escalator told Phil, “You’ve got swag, man.” Indeed.

Things I like: The Obligatory Year End List edition

Instead of making a huge list, I’m just going to tell you about a few things I really loved this year.

Album of the Year

Thursday – No Devolución
You know what really sucks? When a band you like makes their best album and then announces that they’re breaking up, which is what Thursday did this year. (A close second is when a band goes steadily downhill and then breaks up, or hits rock bottom and then refuses to break up. See Smashing Pumpkins I and II for an example of both.)

This is one of the few full albums I had on repeat this year. The songs are fantastic and they’re dynamic and different from each other, while still feeling cohesive. All the best albums are like this. I can’t resist a group singalong chorus, and “Turnpike Divides” has a most excellent one. If heavy-yet-incredibly melodic is your thing (and if it isn’t, it should be) then “No Answers,” “Sparks Against the Sun” and “Magnets Caught in a Metal Heart” are perfection. Then there’s “Empty Glass” – I had to double check I wasn’t listening to Bright Eyes. (Just to be clear, I mean that as a compliment.)

This album is awesome. And now the band is breaking up, and I kind of don’t blame them. Despite their relative popularity, Geoff Rickly (lead singer) has said that his income for 2010 was around $10,000. He ended up working a retail job to help make ends meet. Slogging away at a music career is hard work, and the effort and the toll it takes to do it properly is worth a lot more than ten grand.

Songs of the Year

Azealia Banks – “212″
This is the weirdness Nicki Minaj would like to be pulling off.

 

Beyonce – “Countdown”
This song jumps all over the place, but in a really great way. It might be my favourite Beyonce song. Favourite Beyonce video, too.

Egyptrixx – “Chrysalis Records”
Soundcloud tells me this song might have been around since 2010, but the album (Bible Eyes) came out this year so I’m going with it. This track has a strong beat with lots of ethereal stuff swirling around it, so obviously I love it. There seems to be a theme in my list – just the right amounts of weirdness + catchy pop goodness is the magic formula. And this song has it.


Live Show of the Year

Wild Flag at Paradise Rock Club, Boston

Holy moly, this show was good. This show was a lesson in rocking out. This show made me wish that all-girl rock bands were the rule rather than the exception. (Come back, 90s riot grrrl scene!!!!) We had perfect sightlines, thanks to a seated mini-VIP area in front of us. All the better to see the intense shredding and group vocals happening on stage. Also, Janet Weiss had a fan pointed at her drum kit which made it look like she was in an epic music video the whole time. Also, it’s fun going to shows in a city that is not Toronto.

Song That I Made of the Year

I’m shameless.

New song: “Emma”


I started this song earlier this year during a brief window when we were able to put our studio back together for a bit. Now that the construction in the basement is FINALLY finished, I finished the song.

It’s a song for my family’s dog, Emma. Emma has cancer. Despite the fact that she can’t use one of her front legs, she doesn’t seem unhappy in the least. She follows my mom everywhere, and gets excited when people come to the door. She is resilient and lovely and we’re all going to miss her once she signals that it’s her time to go.

Update: I just got off the phone with my mom. Emma’s last vet appointment is tomorrow. It’s become clearer that she’s in pain, and we don’t want her to suffer. It doesn’t seem like almost 8 years have passed since we brought her home. I guess this is the plight of those who fall in love with Bernese Mountain Dogs. They’re beautiful, friendly, loyal and gentle, but they’re not with us nearly long enough.

The 2012 budget, student nutrition and a challenge to council

I was signed up to speak at the budget committee meeting, but my number came up late last night when I couldn’t be there. So I thought I’d put what I was going to say at City Hall here instead (with some additions).

My mom runs a student nutrition program at a high school in Eastern Ontario. The program is one of the few that provides both breakfast and lunch to students. Between the 2009-2010 school year and the current school year the number of students who use the program has doubled. What was once considered an incredibly busy lunch hour is now standard.

Despite the numbers showing a need, one teacher commented that he didn’t know why they were feeding kids for free, since that’s not what school is for. Beside being pretty heartless, that kind of thinking is also just plain wrong. And that same sentiment is being expressed in this budget. Schools are meant to ensure students can learn and grow, and must provide them with the tools to do so. Part of that means making sure they’re well fed with healthy food so that they can concentrate in class.

And while these programs are first and foremost about food, they’re also about more than that. They’re about removing stigmas as kids from families of all income levels share a free meal together. They’re about building community. They’re about providing kids who may be having problems at home a level of comfort to speak with an adult, so that they might finally open up about dangerous situations.

Food costs are rising and salaries are not. Nutrition programs are incredibly cost effective way to combat this problem. The infrastructure is in place – all you need is the food, which can be purchased in bulk and is often donated or discounted.

If it weren’t for nutrition programs, some kids wouldn’t have a single healthy meal in a day – for reasons that are often, but not always, economic. My mom once told me something a student said to her that has stuck with me ever since. Think back to when you were a kid. You lived for the weekend. You couldn’t wait for the bell to ring on Friday. But that’s not true for every kid. Because what this student said to her was:

“The weekdays are my favourite because I get to have two meals, and on the weekends I only get one.”

I urge city councillors who might be considering voting to remove funding from 58 nutrition programs, affecting 14,000 students, to keep that sentence in mind as you vote. I urge you to think about that before you throw up your hands and say we simply can’t afford to pay for it. (If we can’t, it’s because this administration cut off revenue streams and ate up an inherited surplus while crying “budget crisis!” – so it’s up to you to fix it.)

And I strongly challenge those same councillors to walk a mile in the shoes of the people affected by the proposed cuts. Spend a week getting by on one meal a day, while still trying to perform all of your regular duties. When one deputant asked which budget committee members took the TTC, almost no hands were raised. She invited those councillors to ride the 36 Finch bus. I’d like to echo her comments. Take the TTC, not just once or twice, but everywhere you have to go for a week. And make sure you don’t hop in a cab if you’re going to be late for an important appointment, because most transit riders can’t afford that luxury.

Also – for the love of God, stop yelling at or otherwise harassing people who’ve come to depute. Stop demanding that they detail exactly how to pay for the services they want to save. It’s embarrassing. Each council member is paid $99,619.52 a year. It’s your job to figure out who to build the Toronto that its residents want to see. Yes, residents. All of them. Not just the ones who pay property taxes. Taxes paid do not equal your standing as a resident of this city.

DIY filing cabinet makeover

A filing cabinet is one of those items that you often have to have in your life for practical reasons. Aesthetically speaking, you’d rather not. Filing cabinets are ugly. I don’t know why, but few companies have bothered to create visually pleasing filing cabinets. That means…. DIY project time! Inspired by this Apartment Therapy post, I decided to see if I could make a filing cabinet that would look nice in my studio.

I did it – with just $20 in supplies. And you can too, thanks to this handy-dandy guide!

Step 1 - Get a filing cabinet.
I got mine at a yard sale for $15. It even came with someone’s old tax papers. (Lesson: check your ish before you sell it!) Value Village, Goodwill, etc. are also good places to look. You won’t have to pay more than $20.

Step 2 – Take it outside.
Put a drop cloth down. (Or some old towels if you’re classy like me.) You’re going to make a mess, and a horrible smell. If you do this indoors you will probably pass out.

Step 3 – Sand and spray.
Sand it down. You don’t have to sand all the paint off or anything – just rough up the surface a bit. Then wipe it off and spray paint it – make sure you use one that’s meant for metal and can be used for indoor furniture. Once it’s dry, do a second coat.

Step 4 – Drawer decor.
There are a few different ways you can do this. If you’re good at art, you can handpaint them. If you like collage, you can cover them in cool pictures and Mod Podge them.

I am not good at art, so I used some paintable wallpaper by Debbie Travis which I scored at Value Village for $5. I cut the pieces to match the size of the drawers with an x-acto knife. The paper featured some raised circles, which I think you’re supposed to paint with a roller in a single colour. I painted each one of the circles in one of the four colours from my CMYK-inspired colour palette. It took a long time. (But worth it!) I just used regular acrylic craft paint and sponge brushes. You could also use regular wallpaper to save the hassle of having to paint it.


Step 5 – Affix the drawer decor.
I used Gorilla Glue to attach the wallpaper to the front of the drawers, and it worked really well.

Step 6 – Protect your work.
It’s a really good idea to protect your lovely new filing cabinet from scratches and chipped paint with some kind of clear coat. I haven’t had a chance to do this yet, so I can’t vouch for the best kind to use.

 

Step 7 – Admire your functional and pretty new piece of office furniture.
Pat yourself on the back! You’re done! Now you can fill it with all sorts of un-fun things like student loan statements and VISA bills.